1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:15,472 (SOPRANOS THEME SONG) 2 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:45,646 (BALLROOM DANCE MUSIC) 3 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,463 Had some great naps on this. 4 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,006 - You okay? - Sure. 5 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:18,095 Shades of Starving Students, Santa Monica, Summer of '78. 6 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,596 - You were a mover? - Yeah. 7 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:23,725 - How many jobs you had? - Enough to know I don't want another. 8 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:28,647 - These floors have wonderful glide. - You're looking great, Rick. 9 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:32,067 Beautiful, Juliet, beautiful! 10 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,155 Richie's son is still flying down to Rio? 11 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,949 - Dad must be proud as punch. - He is. 12 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,911 Those two made top 10 in the Embassy Ball Championships last year. 13 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,205 Ton! Hey, man. 14 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,333 Jackie! How's your rash? 15 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:51,253 How you doing? 16 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,921 You want a beer, T? 17 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,718 No, no. That's all right. Go join your wastrel friends. 18 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,224 What's the matter? 19 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,518 Jackie Aprile loved knowledge. 20 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:10,898 When he was dying of cancer, he prayed his son would go to medical school. 21 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,817 If he knew he dropped out of college, break his heart. 22 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,112 It didn't hurt The Beatles, Bill Gates. 23 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,615 His Uncle Richie's looking out for him. 24 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:24,661 - Easier than dealing with his own son. - Tony, don't do that. 25 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,831 He's taking AJ to the dirt bike championships. 26 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,960 - AJ can't go. He got a C in Algebra. - Does Carmela know about this? 27 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,838 You really want to know? 28 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,799 - I don't want him around my kids. - Richie? 29 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,637 - You heard me. - What the fuck are you talking about? 30 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:45,265 - Ask Gia Gaeta. - Richie told me all about that. 31 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:48,185 The transmission slipped out of gear. 32 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,479 He's lucky he wasn't crushed too. 33 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:54,983 For your information, Beansie Gaeta owed major dollars for 10 years. 34 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,153 - And Richie didn't ask for interest. - Why not? 35 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,991 If we're so awful, why throw us an engagement party? 36 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:06,954 Because you're my sister. And I try to do what's right. 37 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,747 Anyway, it's my wife's thing. 38 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,416 Include planking that Russian girl of yours? 39 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,335 You know what? Be in denial. 40 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,672 Be a codependent to a shitbag. What the fuck do I care? 41 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:20,592 You just can't stand to see me happy, can you? You motherfucker. 42 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,844 Shove that settee up your ass. 43 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,106 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 44 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,468 I love my new pony boots, Tony. 45 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,436 Yeah, nice. 46 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:17,024 Why don't you wear them during your interviews? 47 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,193 Feel, Tony, how soft. 48 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,574 You call Sy Littman yet? 49 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,451 No, I'm doing it. 50 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:32,080 There's good money in modeling. 51 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,834 You don't want to spend the rest of your life at a department store. 52 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:39,755 - What do you care what I do? - Don't start with the moody shit. 53 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,094 - What is that? - Chicken Soup for the Soul. 54 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,097 Read "Tomato Sauce for Your Ass," the Italian version. 55 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,310 Somebody give me this I met at work. 56 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,064 He drives for Runway Limos, 57 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,858 he broughts Karl Lagerfeld to the store 58 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,360 for the trunk shows. 59 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,445 Why? You jealous? 60 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,655 You fucking him? 61 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:10,410 - I can't have a conversation with you. - It's a fucking question. 62 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:14,122 Maybe you ought to think about it. 63 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,834 Finding somebody who can give you everything you want. 64 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,669 I told you, he drives a limo. 65 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,340 I'm not talking about those things. 66 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:27,511 I'm talking about a family, marriage, children. 67 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:30,847 I don't want to find someone. I have you. 68 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,644 To take you out to dinner and screw your brains out? 69 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,729 What's wrong with you? 70 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,066 Tony, no. Don't go. 71 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,819 You don't know what the fuck you want! 72 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,530 Don't yell at me, please. This is a bad time. 73 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,990 My new boss is so mean to me. 74 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,493 It's always a bad time. With the cousins... 75 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,328 Tony! No, please, no! 76 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,208 Alright. 77 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:05,632 You know it hasn't been good for a long time. For either of us. 78 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,676 I'll die without you. 79 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,512 No, you won't. You'll forget about me in two weeks. 80 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,931 No, if you go, I'll kill myself. 81 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,852 Don't you fucking threaten me, Rina. 82 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,188 This is over. I can't do this anymore. 83 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,607 I'm not gonna do it anymore. 84 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,277 You talk to that guy about the modeling. 85 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,030 I'll take care of you till you get on your feet. 86 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,533 But I'm not doing this anymore. Understand? 87 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:37,789 I hate you! 88 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:47,174 So that's it. Albert splits Nutley with the D'Alessios... 89 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,885 ...and Barone keeps everything north of Paterson. 90 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,220 What else we gotta talk about? 91 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,557 - Fairfield taking bids next week. - What's there to talk about? 92 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,477 - Fairfield's mine. - Was yours. 93 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,479 I don't give bids to the handicapped. 94 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,025 Obviously, you're deaf. I told you 10 times. 95 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,402 I find out you still deal blow on those routes. 96 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,654 For that I'm losing a fucking bid? 97 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,199 Next time you'll be in back of one of your trucks. 98 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,826 - Those were my father's routes! - Kid. 99 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,788 Actually, fellas, my cousin Larry wants the Fairfield contract. 100 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,417 Being the hardship on his family while he's awaiting trial. 101 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,253 See? This is why we have a fixed-bid club. 102 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,173 Everyone wants to be at the head of the line. 103 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,175 I been in line for 10 years. 104 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:34,554 He's asking for what my father would've given if he was boss. 105 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:38,350 It's not because they're brothers. You respected my father, respect Richie. 106 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,395 Those who want respect, give respect. 107 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:47,275 See, he just told you to shut the fuck up... 108 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,695 ...and he told me to go fuck myself. 109 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,537 This bill, Mel. Jesus. 110 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:03,291 I wish this trial would happen. I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks here. 111 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:08,088 The Minimization Process could be very good for us, Corrado. 112 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:12,259 We hire experts to study the wiretap tapes. 113 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,178 Former bureau guys, very thorough. 114 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,848 If they find abuses, we take those findings to the judge... 115 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,394 ...and possibly have all the wiretap evidence thrown out. 116 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:26,648 I know the feds stay on the phone longer than the 20 seconds... 117 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,818 ...they're allowed to see if the call is relevant. I hear a click. 118 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,987 I could be talking about root beer... 119 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:37,492 ...and sometimes they stay on 40, 50 seconds before they hang up. Pricks. 120 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,869 - But it'll cost, the study. - How much? 121 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,122 Two hundred plus hours of tapes. 122 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:47,002 I want to bring on specialized counsel to handle the wiretap litigation. 123 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,506 - Ballpark figure? - Yeah, Wrigley-fucking-Field. 124 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,049 Four hundred thousand. 125 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,681 Did my nephew say where I'm allowed to move the coke? 126 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,683 He don't give a shit about nobody. 127 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:06,730 This country's going through boom times with more garbage than ever. 128 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,107 - He won't let me eat. - You want to cry money problems? 129 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,110 I'm facing 20 years. I could die in the fucking place! 130 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,030 - You're gonna beat it, skip. - You don't know that! 131 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,036 - That coke is my lifeline right now. - Break it down, Jun. 132 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,454 What choice does he give? 133 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,040 We need allies to do what you're thinking about. 134 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,626 Albert Barese didn't like what he was hearing. 135 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:31,921 And by extension, Larry Barese. Biggest fucking crew in the family. 136 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,509 That doesn't surprise me. 137 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:43,266 Larry's thought about why he's under indictment and others ain't. 138 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:47,646 - What do you want me to do? - Go talk to Ally Boy. Feel him out. 139 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,232 But he's a slippery fuck. Don't commit. 140 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,032 I'll see you. 141 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,374 He's got tremendous moxie for his size. 142 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,294 Tell me about it. He's a fighter. 143 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,519 - What's this? - Open it. 144 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:32,190 No, I can see it's J.W. Gold. But we can't accept gifts, Sal. 145 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,317 I'll pass it to the guys. 146 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,361 See? That right there. 147 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:40,156 You've a policy you stick to. You don't get distracted. 148 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:44,536 Look what happened to those Egyptians. Those World Trade Center fucks. 149 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,288 Serial numbers on an axle and everyone behind bars. 150 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,499 What the fuck is all this? 151 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:56,005 I owe you, skip. The rest of my life. I'll never forget. 152 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,133 You looked the other way on that Bevilaqua beef. 153 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,636 The bureau would never turn its head on a murder charge. 154 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,513 What else could you say? 155 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,309 - What do you know about Scottsdale? - Arizona? 156 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,062 I'll live there when this assignment is over. 157 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,732 - Assignment? - When I'm in Witness Protection. 158 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:18,903 There's more than 300 days of sun, golf, Giant's spring training. 159 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,823 I'm talking about after two years in Lewisburg. 160 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,160 I think I'll take courses while I'm in the can. 161 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:27,203 Psychology, criminology. 162 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,748 Give lectures at police departments on OC. 163 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,167 That's an idea. 164 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,881 An airline ticket from the Scatino bust-out. 165 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,718 Tony made a guy order blocks of these through his sporting goods store. 166 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,680 I'll put it on file. 167 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,932 You could use it as cause for a warrant. 168 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:51,770 Evidence of extortion, intent to defraud. Those are RICO predicates. 169 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,648 First, you have to tie the ticket to Tony. 170 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,777 And he's too smart to use any of them himself. 171 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,820 He probably moved them by now. 172 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:06,451 However, this engagement party for the sister? 173 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,078 I'll wire you up. I know you're sensitive... 174 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:13,541 - What the fuck was I, his errand boy? - The Saturn, yeah. 175 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,294 Looking for his kid's teacher's car. 176 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:20,381 What is that? Any faith I had went out the window that day. 177 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,154 (POP SONG PLAYING) 178 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,741 - It's gorgeous. - I know. 179 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,785 Are you out of your mind with the arrangements? 180 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,912 No, my planner did Cerone's wedding. 181 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,998 All I do is I hand out money. I have his card for you. 182 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,960 Your father disappeared, and I ain't paying for that. 183 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,504 Oh, Carmela. 184 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,215 Carmela, I love the new wallpaper. 185 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,675 Should I do my den? 186 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,511 Do you have that guy's number? 187 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,558 You got any of those airline tickets from the Scatino bust-out? 188 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,019 - Fucking creep. - Who, Rich? 189 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,691 What happened to that man in the can? Meadow? Go help your mother. 190 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,656 You're in a bit of denial. Richie was a disturbed kid. 191 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,451 So, Janice. I really don't have a shot anymore? 192 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,124 - Having a good time? - What do you want me to say? 193 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,377 I'm sorry. I'm glad for you. 194 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:44,591 You should've seen Ma. She really wanted to be here. 195 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,676 Can we go back to where I was glad for you? 196 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,304 You know, you don't give her a chance, Tony. 197 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,515 She's a completely different person since Prozac. 198 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,225 Since what? 199 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,268 Janice. 200 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:07,405 You're not gonna believe this shit. They got the old lady on Prozac. 201 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,907 "She's changed," my ass. 202 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,993 She's just too senile to remember who she hates. 203 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,789 - What's wrong with you today? - What do you care? 204 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,543 (CLANKING GLASS) 205 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,046 Go, Richie! 206 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,382 C'mon, speech. 207 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,051 Everybody... 208 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:33,014 I want to thank my future in-laws for making a great party. 209 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,601 And I want to thank you all for coming... 210 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,980 ...and celebrating with us this historical union... 211 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,484 ...of the Apriles and the Sopranos. 212 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,320 They say it's never too late... 213 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:51,407 ...and they say all good comes to those who wait. 214 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,744 Right on both counts. 215 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,586 - You got anything to add, Ricky? - Glad for you, Dad. 216 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,712 Aw. 217 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,674 - Stepmom. - Thanks, Rick. 218 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:08,549 Umm... 219 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:15,056 Well, I just wanted to share my happiness with everybody here. 220 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:20,019 And I have been looking for my soul mate for all of my life. 221 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,106 Madonna, have I looked, right? 222 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:28,444 I don't know what made me think I'd find anybody in an ashram in Pradesh. 223 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,030 But I... 224 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,950 I found him right here. 225 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,411 At home. 226 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,874 And I just wanted to say that you knock my socks off. 227 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,669 (APPLAUSE) 228 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,671 God bless, Salut. 229 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,727 (CHEERING) 230 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,566 (PHONE RINGING) 231 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,074 Yeah? 232 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,286 It was delicious agony. 233 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,289 Are you also pretending when I kiss you? 234 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,460 I gotta go out. 235 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,379 (female) Oh, you're wonderful. 236 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,882 I'm ashamed of myself. 237 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,676 Yes, you ought to be, definitely. 238 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,972 I'm in the shower. I almost didn't hear the phone. 239 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,768 She's drunk, she's crying. She took 20 sleeping pills! 240 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,603 What the fuck did she think? 241 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,730 - It's not her fault. - Please. 242 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,231 She has hard life. 243 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,442 You got one leg. You're not like that. 244 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,153 Her parents were alcoholics... 245 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,114 ...in Petrozavodsk. Horrible, industrial city. 246 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,826 The father died, 55 years old. 247 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,371 Lung cancer, cirrhosis of the liver. Good thing. 248 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,167 Anyway, he was not working. The factory was closed down. 249 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:11,380 She had to go to Kazakhstan to live with uncle. Rude, miserable man. 250 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,104 Jesus Christ, Rina. 251 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,523 I don't care no more what happen. 252 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:33,361 - You got your whole life ahead of you. - So sorry, Tony. 253 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,989 The ambulance, emergency room. 254 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,491 How she gonna pay? 255 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,702 They don't give her insurance in that department store. 256 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,704 I'll take care of it. 257 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,416 What kind of life is there for me without you, Tony? 258 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,379 To go back to Bada Bing. 259 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,341 To be a dancer, be a prostitute after that? 260 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,678 I don't want to. I don't want to! 261 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,514 All right. All right. Shh, Shh, Shh. 262 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,725 Everything's gonna be all right. 263 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,394 Okay? 264 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,062 It's gonna be all right. 265 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:11,816 Perfect. 266 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:16,195 Oh, God, look at that cleavage. 267 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,698 Thank you, Jesus. 268 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,534 I'm only doing this for the presents. 269 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,077 I'm doing it for Richie. 270 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,790 He says he'd rather go to Vegas, but you gotta do the ritual thing, right? 271 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,793 This is such a happy time. 272 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,005 All the flowers, all the excitement. 273 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,174 I remember how I felt. 274 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,093 Then there's the honeymoon and the hope chest. 275 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,262 You're working overtime here. 276 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,140 Remember how radiant I looked? 277 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:48,936 - You're depressed, aren't you? - Depressed? I leave that to others. 278 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,189 I'm just realistic. 279 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:55,776 Because in a year, tops, you're gonna have to accept a goomar. 280 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,570 Oh, yeah? 281 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:01,282 Is there a goomar that lets him hold a gun to her head when they fuck? 282 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,951 You let him hold a gun to your head during sex? 283 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,622 If that gets him off. It's the same as garter belts and uniforms. 284 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,626 Well, it's a gun, Janice. I thought you were a feminist? 285 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:16,088 - Usually, he takes the clip out. - Well, Jesus, I hope so. 286 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:20,218 It's a ritual. It's fetishistic. That's all. 287 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,891 My 302 from last week. 288 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,185 Sure. Come on in. 289 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,773 - Happy birthday, chief. - Thanks. 290 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,318 From Tony Soprano. 291 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,029 Never misses an occasion. 292 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,657 Christmas, Columbus Day. 293 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,493 Have something to eat before I send it to St. Ambroseus Shelter. 294 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,745 My CW gave me a bottle of Johnnie Walker. 295 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,248 - CW-16? - Bompensiero, yeah. 296 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,750 Fucking guy thinks I'm his friend now. 297 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:57,255 We're not supposed to accept gifts, and poor people will get this... 298 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,258 - ...but I can't resist the lard bread. - He's turned some corner. 299 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:05,054 One minute he talks about how he loves Soprano, then he's a junior G-man. 300 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,598 Talking about RICO predicates and probable cause. 301 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,351 Now we're the good guys. 302 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,063 It's the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome since Patty Hearst. 303 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,898 That was sad. 304 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,401 I'll tell you, though... 305 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,779 ...I'm worried about Sal, with these fantasies of law enforcement. 306 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:27,535 This can work two ways, skip. You can find yourself getting too close. 307 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:38,212 So you're getting married. Settling down, eh? 308 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,174 One door opens, another door closes. 309 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,970 It's a fucking expensive proposition, though. 310 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,222 I didn't need that shit the other day. 311 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,266 You don't need that shit. 312 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,601 You talk to the king of dermabrasion about it? 313 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,564 I'm talking to him and he's looking at his reflection in the Plexiglas. 314 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:02,069 Imagine getting a face-lift, and one week later you're in jail. 315 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,740 Can you imagine that? One week later you're in jail. 316 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:12,455 Anyway, I had the feeling you didn't like what you were hearing. 317 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:15,249 Larry expected to get fucked. 318 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:19,587 - Now that's a sad commentary. - Richie. 319 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,340 What'll Larry do? The guy's a guest of the government. 320 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:26,135 - While some are stuffing themselves. - Some people are stuffing themselves. 321 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,471 Larry's got a trial coming up. 322 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,765 He's in no position to go into the unknown not knowing. 323 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,685 How about you, Albert? You can weigh in anytime. 324 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,313 I'm with him. 325 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,484 - All things being equal? - No. 326 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,363 Make a move against Tony Soprano? No way. 327 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,531 I don't know what to tell you. 328 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,409 (BANGING NOISE) 329 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:05,633 Vic? 330 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,511 Carmela, hi. 331 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:11,680 Imagine running into you here. How are you? 332 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,767 Good. I'm fine. And how are you? 333 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,477 - Good. - Yeah. 334 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,729 Just shopping for a roller. 335 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:31,033 Look, Vic, truthfully, I'm not just running into you here. 336 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:34,412 The name of the store's on your supplies. I wanted to talk. 337 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:38,499 - I'm sorry. I should've called. - You have nothing to be sorry for. 338 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,418 I should've told you I wasn't coming. 339 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,837 I got the message when you didn't show up. 340 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:47,341 That's why I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to thank you. 341 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,176 For what? 342 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:52,513 Maybe someday I will be free. 343 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:57,226 But if you had come that day, I might have done something... 344 00:23:57,477 --> 00:24:00,229 ...that I would be sorry for forever. 345 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,608 I wanted to thank you for thinking for the both of us. 346 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,570 For being strong for us both. 347 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,031 Thank you. 348 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,701 Well, you're welcome. 349 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:21,500 Goodbye, Vic. And take care of yourself. 350 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:38,601 Oh, thank Christ! Jesus! 351 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,271 Do you know who she's married to? 352 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,942 I need the number of a good shrink. 353 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:48,986 Oh? 354 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,613 For a girl I was seeing. 355 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,240 What? 356 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,411 Was? 357 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,663 Yeah, she tried to kill herself. 358 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,957 This was no small cuttings. 359 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,877 This was 20 Halcion and a quart of vodka. 360 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:08,422 The ambulance, they pumped her stomach. Cost 3 grand. 361 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,550 She should've been seen by the psychiatrist in the hospital. 362 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:15,221 He was a Romanian. They have some beef that goes back centuries. 363 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,847 She wouldn't talk to him. 364 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,767 Do you feel responsible for her suicide attempt? 365 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,769 I was banging her for two years. 366 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,940 - Was that a hardship on her? - That's cute. 367 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,571 I've had many women. Why can't I say "Fuck it" with her? 368 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,156 Why do you think? 369 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,784 Well, she's a sweet kid underneath it all. 370 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,703 I think she's seriously depressed. 371 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,540 You feel for her. 372 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,795 I'm interested in why you're ending it. 373 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,172 What do you mean, why? 374 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:54,468 Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? Don't you tell me that all the time? 375 00:25:54,678 --> 00:26:00,140 I've never passed judgment on your sex life or any patient's sex life. 376 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,394 Even if I'm 20 years older than her and I'm married. 377 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,146 What's wrong with you? 378 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,984 - Why now? - Why now? 379 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:14,530 It's not fun anymore. Will you recommend somebody or not? 380 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,620 He's eating lunch. 381 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,588 So? 382 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,172 Larry's out. 383 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:35,384 Oh, shit. Fuck! 384 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,054 I knew it, I fucking knew it! 385 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,640 Here, Bobby, take this. I can't eat. 386 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:46,020 Larry and Albert are not the problem. 387 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,939 It's Tony that's the fucking problem. 388 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:52,693 You take him out of the picture, everybody's gonna come along. 389 00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:55,529 - Where else are they gonna go? - I'm sick. 390 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,823 And fucking Larry Barese too. 391 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:01,785 I got friends in federal holding that would like nothing better... 392 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,746 ...than to take that weak fuck out. 393 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,373 He was a great friend to my father. 394 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:10,252 But he doesn't care who he follows now. I'd do him myself. 395 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,130 Who's that speaking? Is somebody speaking? 396 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,050 Listen, Richie. 397 00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:22,306 Let me think about this. But we can't be too fucked up by this setback. 398 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,643 We gotta screw our courage to the post. 399 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:35,152 - You're a good boy, Richie. - It's gonna be good. 400 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:38,364 Go on home. We'll talk. 401 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:56,090 Fucking guy's fearless for his size. 402 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,425 That's nice. 403 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:03,472 Then what? He fucking dies and I can't even wear his shoes. 404 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,810 - What the fuck you talking about? - Fucking loser. He couldn't sell it. 405 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,061 Richie? 406 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,771 Pay attention. You may learn. 407 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:16,944 Who am I best off with? We best off with? 408 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:26,328 Old man Profaci knew how to split his enemies. 409 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,916 He couldn't fucking sell it. 410 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,670 He's not respected. 411 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:41,552 But Tony with his impulsiveness and selfishness. 412 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,805 He's locked up in that fucking head of his. 413 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,396 I'm better off with Tony. 414 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,984 Definitely. 415 00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:00,904 I want to see Anthony at the doctor's office tomorrow. 416 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,246 - What are you looking at? - I'm in awe of you. 417 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:15,335 The Dow Jones Industrial average gave back an earlier gain. 418 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,838 It rallied more than 100 points midday. 419 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,175 But in the end it fell two and a half to close at 10,675... 420 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,344 - Hard at work? - It's financial news. 421 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,096 What the fuck you doing here? 422 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,559 I got a line on a car for Adriana. 423 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:33,187 You want anything? They got sodas, coffee. 424 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,730 I got a bottle. 425 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:40,068 - No, I'm good. How's it going? - This racket? 426 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:44,907 We dumped Webistics, whacked up the payoff. Fucking license to steal. 427 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:47,659 - Anything you can get me into? - A pharmaceutical. 428 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:51,872 They got a root from the Amazon, cures glaucoma. 429 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:56,210 It's all fucking bullshit, but I got a brochure. 430 00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:59,171 Oh, tonight, Puss, I got something hard-edge. 431 00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:01,256 - What? - Pokémon cards. 432 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,009 Me and Tommy Mac are taking down a truckload. 433 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,928 - Where? - Tommy knows. You in? 434 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,263 - What, me? - Yeah, come on, old times. 435 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,016 You don't want a fat fuck like me around. 436 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:14,561 I can't find the brochure. What difference does it make? 437 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,397 You come in for 5, 10 grand on this drug company. 438 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:21,860 By the time we dump the piece of shit, you'll be in six-figure territory. 439 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,863 - Hey, Puss! - Yeah? 440 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,949 - The fucking car? - What car? 441 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,452 Oh, yeah, right. For Adriana. 442 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:34,790 It's an M3 convertible. Clean. I'll keep you posted. 443 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,087 (PHONE RINGING) 444 00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,506 You're kidding. Shoot. 445 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,299 Lipari. 446 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,093 - This is fat man. - Who? 447 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,761 - You know. - Sal? 448 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:52,057 I heard they're gonna jack a load of these Pokémon cards. 449 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,976 Moltisanti and another individual. 450 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,727 - Where? - I don't know yet. 451 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,145 I should ascertain? 452 00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,023 Excuse me, dear. 453 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:07,072 You are a cooperating witness. You wear a wire, that's what you do. 454 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,950 You ask around, see what you can find out. 455 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:12,828 I, in no way, want you to go on any hijack. 456 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,080 You hear me? 457 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:18,750 We let you earn, but no violent crimes. Right? 458 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,252 Okay. 459 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:26,341 Get out of here! I hate you, you fucking bastard! 460 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,176 (In Russian) I told him this was not a good time. 461 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,095 Fucking mood swings. 462 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:33,599 (In Russian) Ssh. Ssh. Is all right. 463 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:36,351 - Was very bad day for her? - When isn't? 464 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:41,106 I went to the modeling agency. I waited four hours to see Mr. Littman. 465 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,399 - So? - Wasn't good. 466 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:44,359 So she didn't get a job. Big deal. 467 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,819 It was catalogs there. 468 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:48,864 To be a model for catalogs for salad spinners. 469 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:50,282 You start somewhere. 470 00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:53,285 I went in to see him, and he told me I am too old. 471 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,330 Oh, Jesus. 472 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,708 - I'm sorry. - I go make the tea. 473 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,962 I told you. I told you it's all over for me. 474 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:06,131 No, it's not. You're gonna be fine. 475 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,175 Look at Svetlana, 476 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:11,219 her prosthetic leg fall off in the Gap store 477 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:14,139 and her Bill picks her up and carries her. 478 00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,684 Where is my knight in white satin armor? 479 00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:22,814 Listen, I got the number... 480 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:27,027 ...of a guy I want you to talk to. 481 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:30,530 I don't want to go to no more fucking interviews. 482 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,743 It's not an interview. It's a shrink. 483 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,245 - A shrink? - Yeah, a psychiatrist. 484 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,997 I know what is! 485 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:42,334 He comes highly recommended. You'll feel better. 486 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,337 - I am not going to no shrink! - Yeah, you are. 487 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,757 - It's what I want you to do. - You're not the boss. 488 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,261 You know what? Go fuck yourself then. 489 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:56,556 I went to a lot of trouble to get that number. 490 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,892 So you can send me to a hospital? 491 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:03,188 Psychiatrist is very scary thing for Russian. Means being sent to Gulag. 492 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:06,566 - Political rehabilitation. - This is too fucked up for me. 493 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:07,901 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 494 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,070 - What? - Kiss off, then. 495 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:22,457 Janice! How do you open this Advil? 496 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,377 Oh, never mind. 497 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:30,424 Dad, I'm gonna get started on your gutters tomorrow. 498 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:31,550 That's great. 499 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:35,012 Take a look at this. I picked it up yesterday. 500 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:39,725 It's very Bauhaus. And it's not bad. The basics cost 20 thousand. 501 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,894 Janice, maybe you should slow down on the spending for now. 502 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:45,647 Something wrong? What happened? 503 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,483 I'll take care of it. Things could be fucked up. 504 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,404 If something's happening to you, then it's happening to me. 505 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:57,534 A decision went against me which impacts me a great deal, financially. 506 00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:00,662 Fuck! You see, fuck, I knew it! 507 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:03,415 This shit's been building since I got out. 508 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,210 You give him a jacket you treasure. He gives it to his maid. 509 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,963 We're still going ahead with the house? 510 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,256 We'll see. 511 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,801 Richie, they're tiling the pool on Friday. 512 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,262 And the atrium window, I'm gonna lose a deposit! 513 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,972 I said, I'll take care of it. 514 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:24,686 He can't handle that our house will be nicer than his fucking house! 515 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,107 Fuck. 516 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,068 What's the matter with you? 517 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:33,779 Nothing. 518 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,115 - What? - Nothing. I just... 519 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:41,078 It's just sad is all. 520 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,206 - What? - AJ didn't have the flu. 521 00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:47,751 He didn't go because Tony wouldn't let him. 522 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,046 He doesn't want you around his kids. 523 00:34:57,011 --> 00:35:00,555 What happened? What was that? 524 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:12,651 Searchlight Diner, 5:15 a.m. 525 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:18,031 Subject has still not left location. Sun coming up. 526 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:35,549 5:16 a.m. Subjects departing Searchlight Diner. 527 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,330 (HONKING) 528 00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:38,904 (PHONE RINGING) 529 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:42,407 - Soprano residence. - Is Tony there? 530 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:45,285 - May I ask who's calling? - Just put him on. 531 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:48,997 - Who's calling please? - What are you, that Polish maid? 532 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:51,124 I want to talk to Tony. 533 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,126 (In Russian) Who is this? The Russian whore? 534 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:55,420 You're not the first one you know. 535 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:58,548 Put him on the fucking phone, 536 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,675 you bearded Polack hag. 537 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:01,426 It's for you. 538 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,136 - Hello. - Tony. 539 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,013 I miss you. 540 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:08,600 - I love you. - You got the wrong fucking number. 541 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,852 Don't call here again. 542 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,568 I'll wait out there. 543 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,112 Was that your Russian girlfriend? 544 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:25,992 Listen, it's over between us. It has been for a very long time. 545 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:29,621 Bullshit! Why does your clothes still stink of perfume? 546 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,251 Okay, I saw her. 547 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,629 But it's not what you think. She tried to commit suicide. 548 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:39,047 Oh, fuck you! 549 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:44,302 She tried to kill herself. She didn't want to go on without me, poor kid. 550 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:49,349 You're putting me in a position where I feel sorry for a whore?! 551 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:54,020 You know what's even stranger? For a second, I believed you. 552 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,902 Goddamn him! 553 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,030 - They're all the same, Carm. - No, you know they're not. 554 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,324 That man who did my wallpaper. 555 00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:10,328 There was a male person that you could respect. 556 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:15,000 Victor? He didn't show up that day because of who your husband is. 557 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:18,670 Face it, use your head. He pissed his pants. 558 00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:23,008 I don't want to go to the gym. 559 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:33,643 Better be good. I'm in the middle of World War III over there. 560 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:37,772 When you're lying in your own blood, don't say your uncle didn't warn you. 561 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:41,192 - What are you talking about? - Richie Aprile's moving against you. 562 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,030 - He doesn't have the balls. - He's got a legitimate beef with you. 563 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,198 You're high-handed with everybody. 564 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:50,577 Why don't you leave your opinions wherever the fuck? 565 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:54,247 He approached Albert Barese. And Albert said no. 566 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:58,126 - Albert told you this? - No. 567 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:01,046 I got it from Richie himself at my house. 568 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,800 He'll take you out and Larry Barese and anybody who doesn't go along. 569 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:09,054 Wait. Why the fuck is Richie telling you all this? 570 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:11,181 He thinks I'm with him. 571 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:12,432 Really? 572 00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:17,437 - What gave him that idea? - It's what I wanted him to believe. 573 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,190 I been playing him. I seen this coming all along. 574 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:23,151 That's why I made a big deal out of that coke. 575 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,403 I raised a nonissue and he fell for it. 576 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:29,574 So you're like a double agent now? Fucking Matt Helm? 577 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,992 Fuck you. 578 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,831 How do I know you're not playing me? 579 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:41,127 Believe what you want, my little nephew. 580 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:45,757 If I didn't come to you, your children would have no father. 581 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,718 So go fuck yourself. 582 00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,477 All right, stop. 583 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,358 I'm grateful to you. 584 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,609 I am. 585 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:09,572 I gave you five percent on the action that was left to you. 586 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:12,992 Kick it up to seven and a half. 587 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:18,164 Don't sell drugs on those routes. It's short-sighted. 588 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:37,684 - That asshole's marrying my sister. - You wonder where she is in this. 589 00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:39,853 My little niece. 590 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,778 What's up, T? 591 00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:54,409 My future brother-in-law's a serious problem. 592 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,327 How serious? 593 00:40:56,579 --> 00:41:00,874 He's dissatisfied with the leadership. He wants to have me popped. 594 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,627 That motherfucker. 595 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,547 So now I gotta decide what to do about him. 596 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:25,523 I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain... 597 00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:27,775 ...by keeping him around. 598 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,198 Get it done. 599 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,042 The planner checked the almanac... 600 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:48,630 ...and says there's 65% historical chance of rain on the twelfth. 601 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:52,175 He wants to get a tent for backup. What do you think? 602 00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:57,388 I can't decide on shit like that, Janice, come on. 603 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:01,559 Okay. But when you start bitching when you see the bill, don't. 604 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,772 My kid hit me up for 5 grand today to go to England... 605 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,233 ...for these dance contests. 606 00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:10,109 Little Ricky's coming to the wedding? 607 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:13,988 Rick. Rick. Richard. 608 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,074 How many times I gotta tell you? 609 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:18,576 It was Little Ricky when he was 12 years old. 610 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,371 Jesus, all right! 611 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,417 But he's still coming? 612 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:31,089 He wouldn't miss an opportunity to fox trot and tango in front of everybody. 613 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:35,176 - Ballroom dancing is a legitimate art. - He carries my name. 614 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:39,722 Richard. Fucking disgraziato. 615 00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:44,477 My nephew Jackie. Why couldn't I have a son like that? 616 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:49,107 You know, you came home with a fucking attitude today. 617 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:52,694 I've been in this house, cooking your fucking dinner... 618 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,655 ...and taking care of that black hole upstairs all day! 619 00:42:56,031 --> 00:42:58,408 Keep your voice down. She hears everything. 620 00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,035 Not tonight. I gave her two Nembutals. 621 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:04,539 I thought maybe we'd want to have sex. But not likely. 622 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:07,458 Put my dinner on the table, and keep your mouth shut. 623 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:09,544 No, you shut up. 624 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,797 Since he's a ballroom dancer, you think he's gay. 625 00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,466 What if he was? What difference does it make? 626 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:19,345 Ow. 627 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:27,812 Fuck. 628 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,707 What are you looking at? 629 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,170 You gonna cry now? 630 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:06,768 Get out of here. I'm in no mood for your... 631 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,941 Shit. 632 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:39,217 - Where is everybody? - AJ is upstairs, Meadow's out. 633 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,345 (PHONE RINGING) 634 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:47,558 You better get it. Maybe she slit the other wrist. 635 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,147 - Hello? - Tony? 636 00:44:53,982 --> 00:44:57,318 I need you. I need you to come over now. Okay? 637 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,070 What's the matter? Is it Ma? 638 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,406 No. No. 639 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:04,784 - Tell me what happened. - No, I can't say... 640 00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:08,121 - What do you mean, you can't say? - No, I can't say now. 641 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:10,081 Think. Think a minute, okay? 642 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,710 Stay there. I'll be right over. 643 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,172 - It's Janice. - Right. 644 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,091 I gotta go. 645 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:31,561 (SOBBING) 646 00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:47,285 (DOOR OPENING) 647 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,334 - Janice. - Ton? 648 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:58,880 Ton, he hit me. 649 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:01,591 It was an accident. 650 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,970 Baby. 651 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,060 Where's Ma? 652 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:16,314 She's upstairs. Out. 653 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:19,734 She took two Nembutals. 654 00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:22,236 Ma? 655 00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:26,824 I didn't mean it, Tony. I didn't mean it. 656 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:31,829 Where's the gun? 657 00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:34,957 In the cabinet. 658 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:58,439 If anybody calls this in, you don't gotta talk to anybody. 659 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:03,528 - What are you doing? - Take a shower. 660 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,279 Give me the clothes you got on. 661 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:14,997 - What the fuck, Sal? - They got away. 662 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:18,125 What did I tell you? Huh? What did I tell you? 663 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:20,837 I didn't go with them. I was following them to the boost. 664 00:47:21,046 --> 00:47:24,006 - Then I was gonna call you. - What if they would've spotted you? 665 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:28,219 The Moltisanti kid and his friend. What was your plan for that? 666 00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:32,265 That was the beauty part. I switched cars with my son. 667 00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:34,433 You hit a fucking 7-11 clerk. 668 00:47:34,893 --> 00:47:36,727 - How is he? - In a coma. 669 00:47:36,895 --> 00:47:37,520 Fuck. 670 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:41,107 They were gonna pinch you for leaving the scene, but I got you out of it. 671 00:47:41,316 --> 00:47:43,150 I owe you, again. 672 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,904 Sal, listen to me. 673 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:51,075 No, look at me. Look up. 674 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:54,245 You are not an FBI employee, Sal. 675 00:47:55,831 --> 00:48:00,126 - Okay? That's not gonna happen. - But I got a lot to offer. 676 00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:04,463 I hate LCN. I know I misspent most of my life, I know that. 677 00:48:04,923 --> 00:48:07,758 I know fucking well we live in a society of laws... 678 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:13,097 Sal, you are gonna help us build a case against Tony Soprano. 679 00:48:13,348 --> 00:48:16,017 Then you're gonna do your time for selling heroin. 680 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:18,769 Then you get out and start a new life. 681 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,606 It's a good thing. It's a lucky thing. 682 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,359 Sal... 683 00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:28,112 ...don't be that way. 684 00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:30,698 I can show you statistics. 685 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,419 (KNOCKING) 686 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:55,556 Whoa. 687 00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:59,268 I know, but we don't got time for that. 688 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:01,771 Get him out of here. Get rid of him. 689 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,273 Bring his car to the salvage crusher. 690 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:07,026 Cadillac. 691 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,861 I'll get something. 692 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:10,363 (PHONE RINGING) 693 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:15,326 Hello. 694 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:27,880 Where are you going? No, Tony! Please, don't go. 695 00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:29,507 I'll be right back. 696 00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,310 (ELECTRIC SAWING SOUNDS) 697 00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:53,948 We gotta speed this up. You know what time these humps come in for work? 698 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:56,617 Fucking meat delivery at 5 a.m. 699 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,036 We're almost done. 700 00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:03,082 It's gonna be a while before I eat anything from Satriale's. 701 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:07,586 Uh, Okay. 702 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:12,049 Get the hose and wash the room. 703 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:18,139 (Livia) Janice? Is that you down there? 704 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,516 What are you doing up so early? 705 00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:23,102 Ma, go back to bed. 706 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,732 I just don't know what happened to me. 707 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,818 I had the strangest dreams all night long. 708 00:50:31,069 --> 00:50:34,572 People coming and going and coming and going. 709 00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:36,866 I couldn't get up off the bed. 710 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,619 Ton... Tony. 711 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,122 Anthony, what are you doing here? 712 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:47,001 Nothing. Janice, let's go. 713 00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:51,589 Richie didn't come home. She's worried. 714 00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:55,426 Oh, sure, he probably jilted her. It's the story of her life. 715 00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:05,227 What kind of a fucking chance did she have with you as her mother? 716 00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,938 You're always nagging her about her weight. 717 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:10,983 She goes out on a date, you call her a tramp! 718 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:12,943 I'm gonna wait out in the car. 719 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,113 - I never said anything of the kind. - I heard you. 720 00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:18,616 You make things up. 721 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,618 You tell me. 722 00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:25,247 Now you tell me when I ever did anything to any of you. 723 00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:28,375 You don't know, do you? 724 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,797 You don't have a fucking clue. 725 00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:36,383 I wasn't always perfect, but I always tried to do the best. 726 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:44,183 I know you didn't, any of you, didn't like it when I told you what to do. 727 00:51:45,727 --> 00:51:50,648 Babies are like animals. They're no different than dogs. 728 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:54,443 Somebody has to teach them right from wrong. 729 00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:59,323 But I was your mother! Who else was gonna do it? 730 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:04,995 If you ask me, I did a pretty damn good job. 731 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:10,292 That palace you live in up there on that hill. 732 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:19,426 I gave my life to my children on a silver platter. 733 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:24,056 I suppose now you're not gonna kiss me. 734 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:26,767 What? 735 00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:30,437 You're cruel, that's what you are. 736 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:35,901 - Oh, fuck this. - Oh, don't... No. 737 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,367 (LAUGHING) 738 00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:54,086 (KNOCKING) 739 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,673 (In Russian) Irina, a man is here to see you. 740 00:52:57,883 --> 00:52:58,757 Who? 741 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,050 The one who has the club. 742 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:00,968 Mr. Dante. 743 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:10,603 - How you doing, hon? - Who sended you, Tony? 744 00:53:10,812 --> 00:53:12,062 He asked me to bring this. 745 00:53:12,314 --> 00:53:16,233 - What is it, money? I don't want it. - Yes, you do. 746 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:19,570 There's $75,000 in here. 747 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:22,156 - Seventy-five? - Listen... 748 00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:27,161 ...Irina, I know you're upset. But let me give you a little advice. 749 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:31,749 In my business I see girls come and go. So I know. 750 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:37,254 Time is the great enemy. You've got a very short window. 751 00:53:37,505 --> 00:53:41,508 It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. 752 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:45,137 On the other hand, something new always comes along. 753 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:50,184 I've seen it a million times. It's called Passages. 754 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:51,227 It's a book. 755 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:54,438 He's right, Irinushka. He's very smart man. 756 00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,550 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 757 00:54:27,305 --> 00:54:32,726 I'm not gonna forget this, Tony. I owe you. God, do I owe you. 758 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,981 All in all, I'd say it was a good visit. 759 00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:40,859 What's wrong with our family, Tony? 760 00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:44,405 I go to a shrink. 761 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:50,869 She says that our mother has a narcissistic personality. 762 00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:56,083 - Who knows how she got that way. - Grandpa Vito was no prize as a father. 763 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:59,211 That's not all the shrink says. She says... 764 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:06,135 ...that Ma is a person who was incapable of experiencing joy. 765 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,679 Dad, all he did was experience joy. 766 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,724 Richie told me you were going to a shrink. 767 00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:14,893 I used to suggest it, and you'd blow your stack at me. 768 00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:18,314 Maybe you ought to think about going back into therapy. 769 00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:20,482 What'd you do with him? 770 00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:23,610 We buried him. 771 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:25,738 On a hill. 772 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:29,450 Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around. 773 00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:31,577 - You did? - What the fuck? 774 00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:35,289 What do you care what we did with him? Why do you want to know? 775 00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:38,042 But I loved him so much! 776 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:40,419 You're gonna miss your bus. 777 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:45,924 I'm sorry, Tony. I am so sorry. 778 00:55:46,259 --> 00:55:49,261 All right. All right. Go ahead. 779 00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:16,705 (DOOR OPENING) 780 00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:22,628 Meadow, you have a UPS. It's up in your room. 781 00:56:22,837 --> 00:56:24,505 What are you doing in here? 782 00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:27,841 You've been gone all night. What the hell happened? 783 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,057 (SIGHING) 784 00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:43,273 Janice decided to go back to Seattle. 785 00:56:43,691 --> 00:56:45,359 You're kidding? 786 00:56:45,735 --> 00:56:48,320 Well, what about Richie? He must be devastated. 787 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:49,947 Richie's gone. 788 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:51,824 What do you mean "gone"? 789 00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:53,909 Gone. 790 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:55,994 Where? 791 00:56:57,747 --> 00:57:02,793 After 18 years, don't make me make you an accessory after the fact. 792 00:57:03,002 --> 00:57:04,962 An accessory after the...? 793 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:10,634 - Holy shit. - Stop asking. 794 00:57:10,885 --> 00:57:12,177 Oh, my God! 795 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:17,141 Oh, my God. 796 00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:18,434 I took care of it. 797 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:26,900 That... 798 00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:31,864 That was not a marriage made in heaven. 799 00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:39,621 (SIGHING) 800 00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:45,002 What's all this? 801 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:56,680 After Meadow's graduation, me and Rosalie Aprile are going to Rome. 802 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:58,932 For three weeks. 803 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:03,854 Excuse me? 804 00:58:04,230 --> 00:58:07,983 We're gonna stay at the Hassler. Shop. 805 00:58:08,234 --> 00:58:10,194 And try and see the Holy Father. 806 00:58:10,403 --> 00:58:12,571 What are people gonna say, you go for three weeks? 807 00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:15,741 You'll have to chauffeur AJ around to his dentist and whatnot. 808 00:58:17,785 --> 00:58:20,662 You've gotta find a tennis clinic for Meadow to join. 809 00:58:21,789 --> 00:58:23,624 Because if I have to do it, Tony... 810 00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:26,960 ...I just might commit suicide. 811 00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:50,317 (POP SONG PLAYING)